February 2012
11 posts
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I am five years old.
Every time somebody says “Mister Bates” really fast, I giggle.
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Finally watched the first episode of Downton Abbey. Plans to continue on to the second when I get back tonight are under way.
Graffiti from Pompeii aka my new obsession →
natismata:
Whoever wants to serve themselves can go on an drink from the sea.
Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before
My lusty son, with how many women have you had sexual relations?
This is wonderful. Truly.
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frezned: laughinghieroglyphic: A liberal muslim... →
laughinghieroglyphic:
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known,…
Aaaah I’m crying. Hilarious.
Susan G. Komen reverses decision to defund Planned... →
Shouldn’t have happened in the first place, but yaaey!
I’m still mad though.
January 2012
9 posts
Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts →
“Ey, girl. You chokin’?”
What is even life?
Also of note: Super sexy CPR.
Part of me is full of rage. The other part… maybe I shouldn’t say.
feminist historian: Why the friendzone is bullshit... →
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest…
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.
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“[to Meredith] Don’t pee on my pants with your Brontosaurus!”
– Calvin
What were you raised by, wolves? →
Looks like all the Nice Guys are out in full force...
Which is why I have tumblr.
December 2011
9 posts
escarpinsdiamant:
indigachristy:
A dramatic...
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Note to future self
Don’t introduce yourself to television shows at midnight.
Nah. I’ll never learn.
Sherlock, woooooo
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Figures.
Now that I have nothing that really needs doing, the internet holds no interest for me.
Oh, internet, why couldn’t I be bored with you last night at 2 A.M. when I was supposed to be studying/writing papers?
Government Neglect of First Nation Welfare »... →
November 2011
17 posts
I gave up trying
to look like I’m pretending to think about procrastinating.
Too-hoo hoo! →
Giraffe!
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WatchSobbing uncontrollably while performing normal tasks.
The Missionary
A lovely film full of naughty silly things in which Michael Palin plays a missionary and Maggie Smith is very sexy.
Also it’s just
it’s quite good is all.
Stay classy, Conway
As I was walking to my apartment, a guy in a pickup truck towing a boat yelled “CUNT!” at me.
I was surprised I could even make out the word, because usually when people in cars try to get my attention when I’m walking down that street, it’s just people making bizarre noises. Once, it was a guy with a trombone. That was puzzling, but it also kind of made my day.
My...
News: "TSA goes through woman's luggage, finds... →
October 2011
12 posts
A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke? →
afternoonsnoozebutton:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and...
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knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
*To whom.