Super Sexy Abdominal Thrusts

“Ey, girl. You chokin’?”

What is even life?

Also of note: Super sexy CPR.

Part of me is full of rage. The other part… maybe I shouldn’t say.

feminist historian: Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed "nice guys" are misogynists

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As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…

When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest…

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.

Wait for it. Wait for it…..

[to Meredith] Don’t pee on my pants with your Brontosaurus!

Calvin

What were you raised by, wolves?

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Fucking every single time I played with Barbies as a kid

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

 This is so accurate!!! LOL

how can they hold those faces oh my god xD

I’d be loosing it

Will never not reblog this. <3

Hahaha What even is this XD Amazing that they can hold those faces and things like that!

this is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Just a brief synopsis of me playing Barbies from being a small child to modern day.

I am both amused and terrified.

this as impressive as it is frightening

I don’t always reblog, but when I do, it’s something like this.

(Source: rollingbarrel)

I’m dying.

This is amazing.

Thumbs up, everybody! For Rock and Roll!

Looks like all the Nice Guys are out in full force tonight.

Which is why I have tumblr.

Heey, baby, how bout some Gallio Hoop-hoop, if you know what I mean?

In Kindergarten, when a classmate had a birthday, the whole class would gather on the carpet and brainstorm things they liked/knew about that person, and Ms. Aldape would write them down. This was mine. I found it just now. Even though this was written about me as a 5-year-old, it still kinda makes me feel awesome. You can&#8217;t really see the picture of me at the top, but damn was I cute.

Anyway. Merry Christmas, if that&#8217;s what you&#8217;re into.

In Kindergarten, when a classmate had a birthday, the whole class would gather on the carpet and brainstorm things they liked/knew about that person, and Ms. Aldape would write them down. This was mine. I found it just now. Even though this was written about me as a 5-year-old, it still kinda makes me feel awesome. You can’t really see the picture of me at the top, but damn was I cute.

Anyway. Merry Christmas, if that’s what you’re into.